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When I was a teenager and early 20s;
The police stopped me, and most times ticketed me for:1. Driving a car without a bumper.
2. Didn't give a hand signal.
3. The car had no city sticker.
4. The license plate was overdue.
5. The driver's window had a crack.
6. I was driving erratically.
7. Whistleing at girls.
8. Running an orange light.
9. And ran a red light.
10. sleeping in the car.
11. looked like a stolen car, searched my car.
12. Was sitting in a parked car.
13. Red brake light broken.
14. Car had a hood ornament.
15. front window had object hanging on mirror.
16. Pulled away from light too fast.
17. headlight was broken.
18. Headlight aimed too high.
19. Bright light was on.
20. Robbery suspect was in the area, searched my car.
21. Too many passengers in the car.
22. Was in the wrong neighborhood, live on the north side, searched my car.
23. Car was too loud, hole in muffler.
24. Why driving too slow?, searched my car.
25. Sitting in car parked in rear of store.
26. Rolling stop.
27. Horn didn't work.
28. Too many items on the dash.
29. Sitting in a car parked in a no parking zone.
30. Sitting in car with girl friend, a few times.
31. Car had the hood removed.
32. There was no rear license plate.
33. The license plate was too dirty.
34. Parked in a no parking zone.
35. Parked in front of a fire hydrant.
36. Parked too close to the corner.
37. Driving at dark without lights on, searched my car.
39. Driving too fast in a school zone.
40. Speeding, speeding,speeding,speeding, etc., etc., etc.
41. Weaving from lane to lane.
42. Drove my truck over the curb a few times at night, searched my truck.
43. Turned the corner too fast.The state should have taken my car keys and my driver's license.